Everything’s Illegal & Nothing’s Forbidden

Have you ever wanted something so terribly bad, but not wanted anyone to know that you wanted it oh so terribly?  You know, that feeling that even though ‘it’s’ great, not everybody should know about the fact that you enjoy it because of its possible inappropriateness.

Yep, I have that feeling right now.

& oops… maybe I shouldn’t be blogging about it, but too late.

I was watching the premiere of The Real World: Las Vegas last night and was entranced by its ridiculous hilariousness (just like every other season).  Every year there are specific types of people cast into the show.  I have sort of picked up on the fact that basically all of the participants are over 21 (gee… I wonder why?).  The rest breaks down like this-à there is always a:

·         Player

·         Bisexual

·         Southern bumpkin

·         High moral religious

·         Present/ex stripper/ho/pimp/etc.

·         Jock

·         Person in an ongoing relationship

Shockingly, there was a person who fell into each of those categories this year as well!

-who woulda thunk it?!-  

Then this funny thought popped up into my mind – what if I was on this show? – Even now, I’m looking up at the list I just described and wondering what I would be in a situation like The Real World.  I know I want to do some fun things in college (some of you all already know what I mean by that;) but how would I turn out in an environment with intense drinking, heavy partying, and quite crazy antics surrounding my every move?

My first guess would be that I would go in as a high moral religious kind of person.  But… would I really? Lately, me and my friends have been sort of  ‘crazy’. Some of these retardedly fun actions include:

·         Enormously large marsh mellow fights where the main goal is to smear as much white fluffing onto the opponent

·         Table dancing to random music that some people most usually don’t even regular dance to

·         Etc… (I need to keep this G-rated)

So if I’m only as old as I am now, how am I going to handle something like that? Like college? Am I going to be the good little Angel I had been for so long? Or further delve into the depths of craziness? Guess I’m going to have to find out soon eough.